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Joke Topic - 'Awful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Awful'.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

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