Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Boss
We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
A Handle
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
Money
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Fly
If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
Christmas
I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
Dentists
I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
Christmas Present
What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.