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Joke Topic - 'Avoids You'


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You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.


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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

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