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Joke Topic - 'Avoids You'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Avoids You'.


You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

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What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.


When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.


Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.


How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.


Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.


Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

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