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Joke Topic - 'Avoids You'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Avoids You'.

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You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.


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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.

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