Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Golf
Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
Leaving
Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
Cream Cakes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
Worry
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
Sick
Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?