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Joke Topic - 'Average'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Average'.

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How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.


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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Leaving

Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

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