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Joke Topic - 'Autumn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Autumn'.

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What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.


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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

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