Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drunk
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Bank Robbers
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Scottish
What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
Parents
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
Fool
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
Santa
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Sheep
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Cops
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.