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Joke Topic - 'Autumn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Autumn'.

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What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.


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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Politicians

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

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