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Joke Topic - 'Automation'


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Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Chocolate

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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