Joke Topic - 'Automation'

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

Illiterate? Call this number for help.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.