Here are some randomly selected joke topics
No Difference
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
Doctors
Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
Water
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Dentists
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.