Joke Topic - 'Automation'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.