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Joke Topic - 'Automation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Automation'.

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Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Illness

Doctor: Have you had this illness before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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