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Joke Topic - 'Automation'


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Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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Illiterate

Illiterate? Call this number for help.
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

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