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Joke Topic - 'Automation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Automation'.

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Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Aliens

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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