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Joke Topic - 'Autobiography'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Autobiography'.

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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!

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