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Joke Topic - 'Autobiography'


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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

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