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Joke Topic - 'Autobiography'


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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Politicians

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship

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