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Joke Topic - 'Autobiography'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Autobiography'.


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.


How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.


A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!


Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.


Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.


What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.


Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.


Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

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