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Joke Topic - 'Autobiography'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Autobiography'.


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)


Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.


The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

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