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Joke Topic - 'Autobiography'


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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Shopping Cart

Her shopping cart can't hold all the groceries.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Juliet

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!

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