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Joke Topic - 'Autobiography'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Autobiography'.
Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
It's about time.
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Boss
We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
He got where he is by crawling.
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Dogs
Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
Light Bulbs
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
Christmas
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Breed
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.
Politicians
I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
Politicians
Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
Judge
The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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