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Joke Topic - 'Australians' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Australians'.

An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman.
'Where are you from, pal?' asked the Scotsman after they'd chatted for a while.
'I'm from the finest country in the whole wide world,' said the Australian.
'Are you?' said the other. 'You have a damn funny accent for a Scotsman.'
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say 'She'll be right mate' and one to fetch the beers.

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