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Joke Topic - 'Australians'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Australians'.
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Fleas
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Jamaican
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
Bee
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Honey.
Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Sports
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
Jim
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Gravity
Repeal the law of gravity
Price
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
This means that now even down is up.
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