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Joke Topic - 'Australian'


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An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman.
"Where are you from, pal?" asked the Scotsman, after they'd chatted for a while.
"I'm from the finest country in the whole wide world," said the Australian.
"Are you?" said the other. "You have a damn funny accent for a Scotsman."


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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

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