Bees
What do you call a bee that is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
Christmas
What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Aliens
What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Blondes
What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Santa Claus
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.