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Joke Topic - 'Australia' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Australia'.

A Scot is emigrating to Australia. Upon entry he is being interviewed by the immigration officer. When the officer asks the question, 'Do you have a criminal record?', the Scot replies, 'Well no . . . I didn't realize you still needed one to get in!'
What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.

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