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Joke Topic - 'Aunts'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Aunts'.
The famous Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts
named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies. But, alas, they got greedy and raised the prices up and
up till all the people in Quakertown were talking about
the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
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