Joke Topic - 'Athletes' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Athletes'.

If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.

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When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?'
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great-uncle fought for the West!

How many film stars does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.