Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Work
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Driving
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
Elephants
Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
Dracula
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Sarcasm
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
The Lottery
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?