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Joke Topic - 'Astronomers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Astronomers'.
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
When he is seeing stars!
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Eggs
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
Pigs
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Winnie the Poodle.
Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars, and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars, and now I feel terrible.
Mouths
What has a big mouth but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
Games
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Hyde-and-seek.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
Gold
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
Put 14 carrots in it.