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Joke Topic - 'Astronomers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Astronomers'.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

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