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Joke Topic - 'Astronomers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Astronomers'.
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
2>None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
1>When he is seeing stars!
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Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
1>Sue.
Pessimists
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
1>B-negative.
Bananas
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
1>Peels of laughter.
Elephants
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
1>The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Food
What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
1>Fry-day.
Feet
Yo mama's feet are so big; her shoes need license plates.
1>Blondes
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
1>Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Computers
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine with a bark worse than its byte.
1>A machine with a bark worse than its byte.
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
1>John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.