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Joke Topic - 'Astronauts' - 13 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 13 jokes on the topic - 'Astronauts'.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
Dad: I think our son is planning to become an astronaut when he gets older.
Mom: What makes you think that?
Dad: Well, he spends every day sitting in a chair staring into space!
Mom: What makes you think that?
Dad: Well, he spends every day sitting in a chair staring into space!
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
You rocket.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-et.
You rock-et.
If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Missile toe.
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
He takes a meteor shower.
What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
An asteroid belt.
What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
The space bar.
Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
At the mooniversity!
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
At parking meteors.
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
They both like to make safe touch-downs.