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Joke Topic - 'Art'


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Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.


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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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