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Joke Topic - 'Art' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Art'.

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
Why was the art dealer unable to pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

Spaceman

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.

Police

Did you hear that last night, a truck containing wigs was stolen?
20 policemen are currently combing the area.

Babies

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

Banks

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

Kidnappers

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Blondes

Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.

Drinking

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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