Rabbits
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Spaceman
What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
Police
Did you hear that last night, a truck containing wigs was stolen?
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
Babies
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Banks
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
Kidnappers
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
Blondes
Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
Drinking
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Politicians
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.