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Joke Topic - 'Art Class'


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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'

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