Joke Topic - 'Art Class'

What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?