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Joke Topic - 'Art Class'


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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

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