Joke Topic - 'Art Class'

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.