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Joke Topic - 'Art Class'


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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.

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