Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
Snooker
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
King Arthur
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Crab
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
Elephants
How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
Wife
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Light Bulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
Builders
Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?