Joke Topic - 'Art Class'

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.