Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lifeguards
What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
Husbands
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Job
I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
Drums
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
Toaster
Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
Parrots
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.