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Joke Topic - 'Art Class'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Art Class'.


What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

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Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.


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Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'

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