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Joke Topic - 'Armies' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Armies'.
The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: 'Williams, I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!'
Williams replied: 'Thank you very much, sir.'
2>Williams replied: 'Thank you very much, sir.'
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
1>A drill sergeant.
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