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Joke Topic - 'Armies' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Armies'.
The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: 'Williams, I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!'
Williams replied: 'Thank you very much, sir.'
Williams replied: 'Thank you very much, sir.'
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
A drill sergeant.
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Court
Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic; I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Monkeys
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Good Luck
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
A rash of good luck!
Paranoid
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Birds
How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Witches
Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
She was ex-spelled.