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Joke Topic - 'Arguments'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguments'.

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Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.


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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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