Joke Topic - 'Arguments' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Arguments'.

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.

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A herd of highland cows is standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

Knock, knock.
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good, sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'