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Joke Topic - 'Arguing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Divorce

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!

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