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Joke Topic - 'Arguing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

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