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Joke Topic - 'Arguing' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Arguing'.
Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Did you hear about the two Cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
A bullfighter.
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Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghosts wear?
Spooktacles.
Spooktacles.
Teachers
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
William: The Juve-Niles?
Ghosts
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Blondes
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
They think someone is taking their picture.
Doctors
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
Patient: Flu.
Poets
Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
Professors
Old Chemistry professors never die; they just smell that way!
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
Christmas
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
A mince spy.