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Joke Topic - 'Arguing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

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