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Joke Topic - 'Arguing'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguing'.


Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?


What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.


Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!


Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.


Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!

Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.


Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!

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