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Joke Topic - 'Arguing' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Arguing'.

Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Did you hear about the two Cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

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