Joke Topic - 'Arguing'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguing'.

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.

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A drill sergeant.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

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