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Joke Topic - 'Arguing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Arguing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

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