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Joke Topic - 'Argue'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Argue'.


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

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A: An Interpreter.


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In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'


Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.


What do you give to an injured bird?


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

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