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Joke Topic - 'Argue'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Argue'.

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Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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