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Joke Topic - 'Argue'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Argue'.


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank who?
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'


This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'


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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

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