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Joke Topic - 'Argue'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Argue'.


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

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Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.


Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.


Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.

Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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