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Joke Topic - 'Argue'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Argue'.

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Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


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Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

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