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Joke Topic - 'Argue'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Argue'.
Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
A bullfighter.
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
A UF ho ho ho!
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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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They head for the Dead Sea.
They head for the Dead Sea.
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What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
A bit long in the tooth.
Witches
How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
She had a dizzy spell.
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