Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cowards
Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
Hoarse
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Today
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
Bars
I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
Water
Save water - dilute it
Water
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
Taxi
Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
Complain
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.