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Joke Topic - 'Approaching'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Approaching'.

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How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


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Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Ghosts

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

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