Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mumble
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
Bulls
What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
Executives
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Henry VIII
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Ghosts
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Antiques
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known
collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."