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Joke Topic - 'Apples'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Apples'.

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
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What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.


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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Not Here

"Hello, I'm not here."
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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!

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