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Joke Topic - 'Appeal'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Appeal'.


Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.


It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.


Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.


Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.

Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."


Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.


Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

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