Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
Horses
The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
Christmas
What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Uncle
My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
Scared
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Dog
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Lawyers
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Sheep
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Dizzy
Good turns make me dizzy