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Joke Topic - 'Appeal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Appeal'.

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Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.


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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

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