Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Indigestion
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
Consultants
Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
Succeed
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Dracula
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Bee
Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
Did You Hear
Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
Creatures
Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
Elephants
How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.