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Joke Topic - 'Appeal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Appeal'.

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Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.


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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

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