Joke Topic - 'Appeal'

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

Good turns make me dizzy