Joke Topic - 'Appeal'

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.