Joke Topic - 'Apologize' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Apologize'.

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

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She ran away from the ball.

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Dasher.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars, and now I feel terrible.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.

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Really? And how do you feel about that?
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What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.