Joke Topic - 'Apologize' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Apologize'.

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

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A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

'Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.'

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.

A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'