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Joke Topic - 'Apes' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Apes'.

A man was strolling down the street, cradling a baby ape in his arms when an acquaintance approached him and inquired about his unusual companion. This ape is a new pet that I purchased. He's going to live with us as a member of the family since we don't have any kids. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.'
'But what about the smell?' the friend asked.
'Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.'

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Doctors

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.

Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. If things don't work out, at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.

Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

Airplanes

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.

Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.