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Joke Topic - 'Ants'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Ants'.

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My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'
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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

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