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Joke Topic - 'Ants' - 8 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Ants'.
My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic?'
2>I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic?'
What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
1>Elephants.
What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
1>An inf-ant.
What do you call a ninety-year-old ant?
An antique.
1>An antique.
What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.
1>Independ-ant.
Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
1>An occupant!
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
1>Because all his uncles were ants.
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
1>Because all of his uncles were ants.