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Joke Topic - 'Ants'


Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Ants'.

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My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'
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What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.
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Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

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