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Joke Topic - 'Ants'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Ants'.

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My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'
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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.

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