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Joke Topic - 'Antique'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Antique'.

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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

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