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Joke Topic - 'Antique'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Antique'.

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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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