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Joke Topic - 'Antique'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Antique'.


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?


Lack Of Brains Hinders Research


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!


Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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