Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Shopping
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Soup
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
A Yes Man
He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
Stealing
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
Snowman
How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
Blondes
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..