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Joke Topic - 'Answers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answers'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).


My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.


If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.


Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.


Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

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