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Joke Topic - 'Answers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answers'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.


When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.


What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.


What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.


What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

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