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Joke Topic - 'Answers'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Answers'.
'You are an extremely expensive attorney!' Would you be willing to answer two questions for me if I were to give you $500?
'Absolutely! What's your second question?'
'Absolutely! What's your second question?'
I think animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Why don't political leaders have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Blondes
How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
They are both empty from the neck up.
They are both empty from the neck up.
Vampires
Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Because blood is thicker than water.
Overweight
Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.
Scottish
Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
Scotsmen
Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
He couldn't do a fling with it.
People
Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
A bus driver.
Dogs
Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
A watchdog.
Toes
They call him toenails because he is always at the foot of the class.
Blondes
A blonde was heading home when she saw a sign that said, "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES." After driving eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.