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Joke Topic - 'Answers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answers'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'


Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.


How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!


What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.

A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.


Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.


I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.


Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.


What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

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