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Joke Topic - 'Answers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answers'.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Wrinkles

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

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