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Joke Topic - 'Answers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answers'.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

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