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Joke Topic - 'Answer'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answer'.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?


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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

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