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Joke Topic - 'Answer'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answer'.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?


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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.

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