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Joke Topic - 'Answer'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answer'.


"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.


DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.


How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.


The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.

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