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Joke Topic - 'Answer'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answer'.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?


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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.

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