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Joke Topic - 'Answer'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Answer'.


"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.


What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.


Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.


What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!


Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.

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