Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Soccer
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Golf
Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Lawyers
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Doctors
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'