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Joke Topic - 'Another Year'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Another Year'.

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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.

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