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Joke Topic - 'Ankle'


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What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

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