Joke Topic - 'Ankle'

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.