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Joke Topic - 'Ankle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ankle'.


What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

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Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.


What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.


Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty


Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds

Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.


Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.


Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.

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