Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
Mice
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice
threw themselves on the traps!
Dentists
Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Professors
Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Husbands
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Diet
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Christmas
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.