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Joke Topic - 'Animals'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Animals'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.


Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.


Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!


Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.

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