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Joke Topic - 'Animals'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Animals'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.


What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.


How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.


Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.


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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine who?
Justine time.

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