Joke Topic - 'Animals'

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!