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Joke Topic - 'Animals'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Animals'.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!
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What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.

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