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Joke Topic - 'Animals'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Animals'.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best: The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion and stinker!
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What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Fleas

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.

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