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Joke Topic - 'Animal Crackers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Animal Crackers'.

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A little girl named Sally loved to eat animal crackers. Her mom took her to the store and bought her some. When they got home, Sally started taking out all the animal crackers from the box and laid them all out on the table. Her mother asked why she was doing that.
Sally replied, "I'm looking for the seal. The box says if the seal is broken, don't eat it."


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