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Joke Topic - 'Angry'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.
'Why is your dog growling at me like that?' asked Brian.
'0h,' said Billy, 'He's probably just angry because you're using his dish.'
'0h,' said Billy, 'He's probably just angry because you're using his dish.'
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Crossroads.
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Ghosts
What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
Hello, boo-tiful!
Love
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Drivers
What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screwdriver.
A screwdriver.
Blondes
Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas?
Santapplause.
Santapplause.
Blondes
How did the blonde manage to break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.
She fell from the tree.
Horses
What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
Perfume
What is a successful perfume called?
A best smeller.
A best smeller.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
A hampire.