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Joke Topic - 'Angry'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.

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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

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