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Joke Topic - 'Angry'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Crossroads.
Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
Because it's all the rage.
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fish
Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
He went to visit the loan shark.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
Cars
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
Don't look, I'm changing.
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
Fool
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
The Big Bad Wolf
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
Love To
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Teacher
I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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