Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - A / Joke Topic - Angry - 1
Joke Topic - 'Angry'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Crossroads.
Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
Because it's all the rage.
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
He thought two eds were better than one.
In Charge
A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
Dentists
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
A little plaque.
Half A Mind
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
A: They're too hard to peel.
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
A cuckoo cluck.
Football
Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
At a football.
Light Bulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
Cashiers
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
This is page 1 of 1