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Joke Topic - 'Angry'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.

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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Blisters

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

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