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Joke Topic - 'Angry'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.

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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Appendix

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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