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Joke Topic - 'Angry'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Crossroads.
Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
Because it's all the rage.
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
He went right off people.
Talking
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Not Yourself
You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
Politicians
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Blondes
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
Football
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Insult
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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