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Joke Topic - 'Angry'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.

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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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