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Joke Topic - 'Angry'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.

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"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

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