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Joke Topic - 'Angry' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.
'Why is your dog growling at me like that?' asked Brian.
'0h,' said Billy, 'He's probably just angry because you're using his dish.'
'0h,' said Billy, 'He's probably just angry because you're using his dish.'
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Crossroads.
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Books
Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
Because he has a title.
Cinderella
What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Glass flippers.
Scotsmen
What do you call 2 Scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
A pair of tights.
Money
My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone will notice.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone will notice.'
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Pull yourself together!
Breakfast
What do you call a story your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
A cereal!
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
A purr snatcher.
Politicians
To change a light bulb, how many politicians are needed?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.