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Joke Topic - 'Angry'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Angry'.
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Crossroads.
Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
Because it's all the rage.
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dentist
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
Kitten
What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
A kitten mitten.
Appendix
Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
Scottish
What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
I'm fir you.
Dog
What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
A golden receiver.
Father Christmas
When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
Stacks of them.
Parrots
What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
Walt Disney
Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
Cheese
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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