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Joke Topic - 'Anger' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Anger'.
Did you hear about the angry inchworm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
2>He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lightbulbs
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
2>One-third less than for a regular bulb.
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
2>Work
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
2>Politicians
To change a light bulb, how many politicians are needed?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
2>Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir; it'll make a good lifebelt.
2>Throw him a doughnut, sir; it'll make a good lifebelt.
Coffee
Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
2>He was grounded.
Thieves
Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and sto
2>Eggs
Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
2>It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Pizza
What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
2>Mutts-arella.