Joke Topic - 'Anger' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Anger'.

Did you hear about the angry inchworm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, 'Get out. We don't serve your type in here.'

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

Why are Dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, it's hard to keep down.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker's shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.