Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fell
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
King Kong
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Bucks
Too few of the bucks stop here.
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
Birthdays
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'