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Joke Topic - 'Ancestors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ancestors'.

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Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.


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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

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