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Joke Topic - 'Ancestors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ancestors'.

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Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.


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Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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