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Joke Topic - 'Ancestors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ancestors'.

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Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.


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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

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