Joke Topic - 'Ancestors'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ancestors'.

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.

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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.

Hypochondriacs make me sick

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

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