Joke Topic - 'Ancestors'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ancestors'.

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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