Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Scientists
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Microscope
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
Deafness
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only
6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
The World
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