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Joke Topic - 'An Old Bore'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Old Bore'.

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Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Shoes

What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
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Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

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