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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'


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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!

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