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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'


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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

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