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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Old Banger'.


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
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"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
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Finding half a maggot...


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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.


What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

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