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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Old Banger'.


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.


In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.


Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.


How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.


How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.


This is not an abandoned vehicle

Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!

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