Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.

A man's house is his hassle.

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.