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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'


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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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