Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
A Head
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
Baseball
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his
lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Birds
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Laugh
You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Wife
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.