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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Old Banger'.

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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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