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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Old Banger'.


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'


Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.


Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.


Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.


I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.


If at first you don't succeed, try management.


I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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