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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Old Banger'.


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya who?
Nunya business.


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.


Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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