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Joke Topic - 'An Old Banger'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Old Banger'.

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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

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