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Joke Topic - 'An Insult'


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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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