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Joke Topic - 'An Insult'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Insult'.

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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

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