Joke Topic - 'An Insult'

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.