Joke Topic - 'An Insult'

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.