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Joke Topic - 'An Actor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'An Actor'.

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Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.

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