Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Stage
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Get Lost
I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Boring
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
Christmas
How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
Blondes
Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Teddy Bear
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.