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Joke Topic - 'Amnesia'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Amnesia'.

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I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
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Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
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Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!


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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Irish

Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.

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