Joke Topic - 'American'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

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