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Joke Topic - 'American'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.


Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.


What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?


Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.

Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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