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Joke Topic - 'American'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.

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Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.


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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

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