Joke Topic - 'American' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel,' he always bites me on the heel.

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great-uncle fought for the West!

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

Brian: Yesterday, my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.