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Joke Topic - 'American'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.

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Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.


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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Furniture

What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.

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