Whales
Save the whales - collect the whole set
Kings
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Lawyers
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
Dogs
My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel,' he always bites me on the heel.
Stupid
I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great-uncle fought for the West!
Rain
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
Dogs
Brian: Yesterday, my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Relatives
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.