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Joke Topic - 'American'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.


Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"


Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.


Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.


What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.


What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.

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