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Joke Topic - 'American'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.


Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.


What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?


He's a few yards short of the hole.


Exits are on the way out


What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

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