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Joke Topic - 'American'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.


Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.

Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.


Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.


What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge


I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.


Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

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