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Joke Topic - 'American'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.

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Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.


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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Hole

He's a few yards short of the hole.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

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