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Joke Topic - 'American'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'American'.

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Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.


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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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