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Joke Topic - 'America'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'America'.

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How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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The MacTavish brothers decided that one of their number would go to America and make his fortune, coming back to share with the rest of them. The youngest, Ian, was chosen for this task. Off he went, and he worked hard in America, and earned himself a fortune over a few years, and wired his brothers that he'd be returning with it. When he came back to Scotland he got off the boat, and looked around for his brothers, but could not see anyone who looked familiar. Finally, a group of bearded strangers approached. "Ho, Ian, are ye not knowing yer own brothers?" asked the first one. Then Ian realized his brothers had grown beards.
"Fer heaven's sake, laddies, what would ye be growin' them beards for, now?" he asked.
"We had to, lad, ye took the razor wi' ye!"
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What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Politicians

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

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