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Joke Topic - 'America'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'America'.

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How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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The MacTavish brothers decided that one of their number would go to America and make his fortune, coming back to share with the rest of them. The youngest, Ian, was chosen for this task. Off he went, and he worked hard in America, and earned himself a fortune over a few years, and wired his brothers that he'd be returning with it. When he came back to Scotland he got off the boat, and looked around for his brothers, but could not see anyone who looked familiar. Finally, a group of bearded strangers approached. "Ho, Ian, are ye not knowing yer own brothers?" asked the first one. Then Ian realized his brothers had grown beards.
"Fer heaven's sake, laddies, what would ye be growin' them beards for, now?" he asked.
"We had to, lad, ye took the razor wi' ye!"
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What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
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What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia

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