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Joke Topic - 'America'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'America'.

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How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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The MacTavish brothers decided that one of their number would go to America and make his fortune, coming back to share with the rest of them. The youngest, Ian, was chosen for this task. Off he went, and he worked hard in America, and earned himself a fortune over a few years, and wired his brothers that he'd be returning with it. When he came back to Scotland he got off the boat, and looked around for his brothers, but could not see anyone who looked familiar. Finally, a group of bearded strangers approached. "Ho, Ian, are ye not knowing yer own brothers?" asked the first one. Then Ian realized his brothers had grown beards.
"Fer heaven's sake, laddies, what would ye be growin' them beards for, now?" he asked.
"We had to, lad, ye took the razor wi' ye!"
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What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
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What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Umbrellas

What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.

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