Joke Topic - 'America' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'America'.

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.

She's consistently late. Her forefathers came to America on the June Flower.

The MacTavish brothers decided that one of their number would go to America, make his fortune, and return to share it with the rest. The youngest, Ian, was chosen for this task. Off he went, worked hard in America, earned himself a fortune over a few years, and wired his brothers that he'd be returning with it. When he returned to Scotland, he got off the boat and looked around for his brothers but could not see anyone who looked familiar. Finally, a group of bearded strangers approached. 'Ho, Ian, are ye not knowing yer own brothers?' asked the first one. Then Ian realized his brothers had grown beards.
'Fer heaven's sake, laddies, what would ye be growin' them beards for, now?' he asked.
'We had to, lad, ye took the razor wi' ye!'

What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.

What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milkshake.

Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'

Lawyers

Lawyers don'tgivebad advice - they charge for it.

Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

Life

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Doors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!

Pencils

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

Dogs

We call our dog Egypt because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.