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Joke Topic - 'America'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'America'.

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How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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The MacTavish brothers decided that one of their number would go to America and make his fortune, coming back to share with the rest of them. The youngest, Ian, was chosen for this task. Off he went, and he worked hard in America, and earned himself a fortune over a few years, and wired his brothers that he'd be returning with it. When he came back to Scotland he got off the boat, and looked around for his brothers, but could not see anyone who looked familiar. Finally, a group of bearded strangers approached. "Ho, Ian, are ye not knowing yer own brothers?" asked the first one. Then Ian realized his brothers had grown beards.
"Fer heaven's sake, laddies, what would ye be growin' them beards for, now?" he asked.
"We had to, lad, ye took the razor wi' ye!"
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What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.


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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

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