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Joke Topic - 'Ambulances'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ambulances'.

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Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.

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