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Joke Topic - 'Ambulances' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Ambulances'.
Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
Patient: An ambulance.
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
What's the easiest way to escape a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
Buy a faster ambulance.
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Blondes
Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A man who told one too many blonde jokes.
A man who told one too many blonde jokes.
Cats
And now, spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T.
C, A, T.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Go on, hop it!
Prunes
Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
He's been on the run for the last month.
Telephones
A born loser is somebody who calls the telephone number scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall—and his wife answers.
Bananas
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
It was a slip road.
Husbands
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.
Restaurants
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.