Joke Topic - 'Ambulances'

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.