Blondes
Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A man who told one too many blonde jokes.
Cats
And now, spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Prunes
Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
Telephones
A born loser is somebody who calls the telephone number scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall—and his wife answers.
Bananas
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
Husbands
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
Restaurants
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.