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Joke Topic - 'Ambulances'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ambulances'.


Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

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What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.


Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?


What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

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