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Joke Topic - 'Ambulances' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Ambulances'.

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
What's the easiest way to escape a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried your mother-in-law last week.'
'Had to... she was dead.'

Pigs

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.

Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

Lightbulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

Lightbulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. As he grasps the bulb, the entire universe spins around him.

Lawyers

What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
Retired.

Kidnappers

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Pigs

What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.
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