Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Soap
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
Monopoly
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
Elephants
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Soap
How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Human
To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.