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Joke Topic - 'Alumini'

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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.


What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.


What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

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