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Joke Topic - 'Alumini'


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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni


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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.

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