Joke Topic - 'Alumini'

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.