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Joke Topic - 'Alumini'


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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni


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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

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