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Joke Topic - 'Alphabet Soup'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alphabet Soup'.


Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.


What do short-sighted ghost wear?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.


Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.


The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.


What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.


How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

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