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Joke Topic - 'Alphabet Soup'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alphabet Soup'.


Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.


What is the opposite of minimum?


What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.


What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.


My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'


Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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