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Joke Topic - 'Alphabet Soup'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alphabet Soup'.

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Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.


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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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