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Joke Topic - 'Alphabet Soup'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alphabet Soup'.

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Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.


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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.

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