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Joke Topic - 'Alphabet Soup'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alphabet Soup'.
Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
He wanted to eat his words.
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Better Judgement
Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Eel
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
A slippery customer.
Skeletons
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
No body.
Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
Spooktacles.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Pigs
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
In a hog cabin.
Bride
The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
Blondes
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
A whine cellar.
Consultants
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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