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Joke Topic - 'Alligators'


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What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.


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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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