Joke Topic - 'Alligators'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Alligators'.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

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What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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