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Joke Topic - 'All Around The World'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'All Around The World'.

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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

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