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Joke Topic - 'Aliens' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.

'And this is the sound the aliens made...' (BEEP!)
An alien came to earth, stepped down from his space ship and said: 'I come in peace'. Then he gets out his gun and starts shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: ' I thought he said he comes in peace!'. The alien says: 'You misunderstood me; peace is the name of my spaceship.'
What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

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