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Joke Topic - 'Aliens'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.

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"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!". The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship"
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What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.


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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

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