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Joke Topic - 'Aliens'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.

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"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!". The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship"
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What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.


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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

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