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Joke Topic - 'Aliens'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.


"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)

An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!". The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship"

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

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