Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - A / Joke Topic - Aliens - 1

Joke Topic - 'Aliens'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.


"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)

An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!". The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship"

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?


"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

This is page 1 of 1