Strawberries
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
Rain
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
Doctors
Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
Cats
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
Vampires
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Donuts
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
Teachers
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
Politicians
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject and those who don't need a subject.