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Joke Topic - 'Aliens'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Aliens'.

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"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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An alien came to earth, step down from his space ship and said: "I come in peace". Then he gets out his gun and start shooting at everyone. One of the guys who is running away shouts to his friend: " I thought he said he comes in peace!". The alien says: "You mis-understood me, peace is the name of my space ship"
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What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.


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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Politicians

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

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